Spherical Cow digital cross stitch pattern - Jokes for science nerds (instant download)
If you've ever taken an advanced science class, you've probably heard the joke about the farmer with the unproductive cows, which ends with the punchline seen here. The joke is also a cautionary tale about simplifying a problem to the point where any solutions you reach are inapplicable to the real world. Any scientist would love to have this stitch on their desk, but it could serve as a healthy reminder to any of us that things are not always as simple in reality as they seem on paper.
The piece is shown stitched on 14ct baby blue aida, and framed in a 3x4" frame.
Formats: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:
- 1pg color+symbols
- 1pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch
Size: 30x35 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)
Stitches used: full X, ¾, ¼, backstitch french knots
Colors: 4 colors
Difficulty: ⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪ Easy-Moderate
If you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my youtube tutorials.
See graphic for finish sizing at different aida counts
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