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Did you know that Twatwaffle is what's known linguistically as a "shitgibbon"? It's a compound insult word consisting of a single-syllable epithet combined with a two-syllable innocuous word which usually forms a trochee. Other examples (apart from the eponymous one) include "fuckugget" and "cockwomble".
This pattern features a wreath of pansies because I fucking love pansies.
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