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Raider's Creed: "Pillage First, Then Burn" funny subversive cross stitch pattern with Norse/Viking motifs - Instant PDF Download

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Order of operations is as crucial in raiding coastal villages as it is in algebra. Make this cross stitch to remind the Viking, Gaul, Visigoth, or Orc Barbarian in your life of the right steps. This would be a perfect gift for your longsuffering DM.

The pattern features bold, easy-to-read text and knots and vines inspired by historical embroidery motifs on period artifacts. 

The sample stitch is shown on 18ct aida in a 5x7 frame.


Formats: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:

  • 1pg color+symbols for digital devices
  • 1pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch guide

Size: 96x67 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)
Stitches used: full X, backstitch
Colors: 7 DMC colors, no specialty threads
Difficulty: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ beginner

If you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my youtube tutorials.


See graphic for finish sizing at different aida counts

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