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Fuckity Bye (The Thick of It/Malcolm Tucker) cross stitch pattern - instant PDF download

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Look, I love "The Thick of It", but if you haven't seen it, I...I'm not entirely sure I can recommend it, to be honest. Unless you've already managed to make the pilgrimage through despair, into nihilism, and beyond into absurdism. The show has a pretty bleak viewpoint (especially of politics) and a real potty mouth, and most of the characters are reprehensible. 

You should watch this scene of Malcolm trying to reference star wars in order to motivate one of his staffers, though. (strong language, obvs)

I created a border with a sort of crown motif in reference to Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi, AKA the 12th Doctor)'s position as the King of Spin. I sized it for a 4x6 frame on 14ct aida. 



Formats: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs

  • 1pg color+symbols 
  • 1pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch

Size: 75x47 stitches
Stitches used: full X, backstitch
Colors: 5 DMC colors; no specialty threads
Difficulty: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner

If you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my youtube tutorials.


See graphic for finish sizing at different aida counts

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