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Flosstober 2025 Patterns
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I thought about this one for a long time and eventually had to just play a game of "that reminds me of...", which was that I believe the first time I ever heard the word "episiotomy" was in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life," during the birth scene.
"Can I put the tube in the baby's head?"
So then eventually I thought of that bizarre flower-hand-vase in the final scene of the movie where they finally reveal the meaning of life, in typical Python fashion.
By the by, I'm pretty sure that the first time I ever saw a naked breast was in an episode of The Flying Circus that was aired on my local PBS channel apparently without thorough review by the program director, lol. Late night PBS was a pretty formative experience for me, between Red Dwarf, Classic Dr Who, Red Green, Are You Being Served? and others.
My mockup is shown on 14ct aida in a 6" embroidery hoop.
| Pattern Details: | ||
| Format: | 2 PDFs | |
| • 1pg Color+symbols | ||
| • 1pg symbols-only | ||
| Stitches used: | Full X & Backstitch only | |
| Difficulty: | ⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪ Easy | |
| Colors: | 12 DMC Colors | |
| Size: | 84x84 Stitches | |
| Finish Sizes: | Inches | cm |
| 14ct: | 6 x 6 inches | 15.3 x 15.3 cm |
| 16ct: | 5.3 x 5.3 inches | 13.3 x 13.3 cm |
| 18ct: | 4.7 x 4.7 inches | 11.8 x 11.8 cm |
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