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Do not F*ck With Me (I Will Cry) funny subversive cross stitch PDF pattern - Instant Download (Adult)

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It seems only fair to warn people that they probably don't want to give you shit, because then they'll have to deal with you. Specifically, they'll have to deal with you crying. If this pattern isn't about you, you definitely know someone that it IS about.

This makes a great gift for that person in your life who can't handle the pressure of criticism, or whose tender heart just can't abide being yelled at. Put it on your desk to let your aggro coworkers know exactly what the consequences will be if they decide not to heed your warning.


Size:: 117 x 81 Stitches (see reference photo for finish size based on fabric ct)
Colors: 8
Pattern formats: 1 ZIP file with 3 PDFs: Color with symbols, symbols-only with backstitch guide, 1-pg version for digital devices.
Chart also includes DMC color references, as well as stitch counts and usage estimates per color.
Stitches used: X stitch, Backstitch, French knots (only two!)
Difficulty: Beginner - Easy

Special thanks to Carrie for the example stitch completed 18ct Aida. See her other work @punkpixzsticks (insta).


See graphic for finish sizing at different aida counts

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