There is No Team in Go Fuck Yourself Cross stitch pattern - instant PDF Download

If you're as sick as I am of those stupid motivational posters that the milquetoast biddy from HR in the cat sweater keeps hanging around the office, then you'll probably appreciate this antidote in cross stitch form.

First seen scrawled as graffiti on the front of a makeshift post office at Burning Man, this saying quickly became one of my mottos, and a common response to someone trying to force me to care about some bullshit at work or school. Employee of the month? President's Circle? Morning Standup? Silently say to yourself "There is no team in go fuck yourself."

This would make a great gift for that snarky asshole whose cynical remarks in all-company meetings make work bearable for you, or to anonymously hang in the break room. The embellishments were based on elements from antique victorian cross stitch samplers.

The sample stitch is on 18ct Aida with 2 strands in a 2.5" x 11" frame I found at a thrift store with some sappy bullshit in it. It would probably also make a great (if slightly large) bookmark.

Details:

Size: 189 x 40 stitches
Difficulty: Low.
Stitches used: Full X Stitches only
Colors: 4
Format: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs: color blocks and symbols, 2-pg version for printing and 1-pg version for digital devices.