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Darkest Timeline Goatee Cross Stitch Pattern - Instant PDF Download (Community Parody)

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If Evil Abed could get a look at our timeline, he'd hang up his felt goatee for good, conceding our timeline's supremacy, darkness-wise.

This is an easy pattern and would be a great first project. Mockup is shown to scale on 14 ct aida in a 6" embroidery hoop (thanks to Amanda for the finish photo!)


Includes 1 PDF
Size: 49x56 stitches (see graphic in images for size info on various fabrics)
Colors: 1 DMC color
Difficulty: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner
Stitches used: X stitch only

Check out my tutorials if you need help getting started.  As with all patterns that I release with Patreon support, my supporters got this pattern for free long before it was available for sale. You could have, too.


See graphic for finish sizing at different aida counts

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