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Bitch Better Have My Bells beginner cross stitch pattern (instant PDF download)

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I did it all for the Nook (come on) the Nook (come on)

It's everyone's favorite predatory-lending-procyonid, from everyone's favorite Twee Capitalism Simulator! (seen here channeling Riri). The success of Animal Crossing: New Horizons among Millennials and Gen Z is no surprise, since it lets us live out our fantasies of building intentional communities and someday owning property. 

The model stitch is shown stitched on 18ct aida and displayed in a 6x6" photo frame (reclaimed from a thrift store!) See images for other sizing info. The pattern was also designed to be suitable for a 6" embroidery hoop when stitched on 18ct (or 26/2 as the digital render shows)


Formats: ZIP file containing 3 PDFs:

  • 1pg color+symbols for digital devices
  • 2pg color+symbols for printing
  • 2pg symbols-only 

Size: 108x90 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)
Stitches used: Full X stitches only
Colors: 24 DMC colors; no specialty threads
Difficulty: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner (great first project!)

If you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my youtube tutorials.


See graphic for finish sizing at different aida counts

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