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Please Don't Shit in Our Drug Den Beginner-Friendly Bathroom Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF Download

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So many people have stitched "please don't do coke in the bathroom" that it no longer has any shock or surprise value.

But did you ever consider that maybe this small room with all the smooth surfaces and mirrors etc was actually *intended* for using drugs, and that you're being rude by evacuating your bodily waste and performing your ablutions in there?

Well, didja?

This twist on that overdone pattern is sure to surprise and delight your guests. It's sized to fit perfectly in a 5x7" frame on 14ct aida, uses limited colors, and is of a simple enough design to make it a perfect first project. The standard frame size, plus the fact that the colors are easily adapted to match any bathroom decor makes this a perfect and fast gift project.


Format: 1-pg PDF in two versions: color+symbols or symbols-only
Size: 91 x 62 stitches (sample shown in a 5x7" frame on 14ct aida)
Colors: 6 DMC
Stitches: full X only
Difficulty: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ (Very easy - Great first project!) If you've never cross stitched before, check out my youtube series to learn everything you need to know.

This pattern as released with Patreon support, and as such all patrons got it for freen when I released it.


See graphic for finish sizing at different aida counts

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