Biscornwho - Doctor Who inspired Biscornu Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF download

First, "Biscornu" roughly translates into English as "quirky", which is why they are called that - they're just quirky little things. 

Second, in Doctor Who Season 5 Episode 7 (of the rebooted series - during the time of Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor), "Amy's Choice", the Dream Lord says to the Doctor 

If you had any more tawdry quirks you could open up a Tawdry Quirk Shop. The madcap vehicle, the cockamamie hair, the clothes designed by a first-year fashion student. I'm surprised you haven't got a little purple space dog just to ram home what an intergalactic wag you are.

So here's the pattern that will let you make The Doctor just that one more bit quirky, the BiscornWho!

This will make about a 3" biscornu on 14ct. It's designed for the time-wimey swirls that come from the TARDIS on the underside to be a contiguous swirl all the way around the rim of the assembled biscornu, so make sure you read the pattern notes.