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Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF Download
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You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
(Shia LaBeouf)
He's following you about thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
(Shia LaBeouf)
You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere
I'm very amused by mashing up modern and post-modern content with primitive and antique-style samplers, like in this homage to Rob Cantor's absurd masterpiece "Shia LaBeouf".
My mockup is shown to scale on 28ct linen over 2 in an 8x10 picture frame.
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