{"title":"Subversive","description":"Cross Stitches that subvert the traditional expectation of what kinds of things belong in fiber arts - and what kinds of people.","products":[{"product_id":"beginner-friendly-bathroom-cross-stitch-pattern-please-don-t-shit-in-our-drug-den-instant-pdf-download","title":"Please Don't Shit in Our Drug Den Beginner-Friendly Bathroom Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo many people have stitched \"please don't do coke in the bathroom\" that it no longer has any shock or surprise value.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut did you ever consider that maybe this small room with all the smooth surfaces and mirrors etc was actually *intended* for using drugs, and that you're being rude by evacuating your bodily waste and performing your ablutions in there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell, didja?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis twist on that overdone pattern is sure to surprise and delight your guests. It's sized to fit perfectly in a 5x7\" frame on 14ct aida, uses limited colors, and is of a simple enough design to make it a perfect first project. \u003cstrong\u003eThe standard frame size, plus the fact that the colors are easily adapted to match any bathroom decor makes this a perfect and fast gift project. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFormat: 1-pg PDF in two versions: color+symbols or symbols-only \u003cbr\u003eSize: 91 x 62 stitches (sample shown in a 5x7\" frame on 14ct aida) \u003cbr\u003eColors: 6 DMC \u003cbr\u003e Stitches: full X only \u003cbr\u003eDifficulty: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ (Very easy - Great first project!) If you've never cross stitched before, check out my \u003ca href=\"bit.ly\/stitchnoob\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eyoutube series\u003c\/a\u003e to learn everything you need to know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pattern as released with Patreon support, and as such all patrons got it for freen when I released it. \u003ca href=\"patreon.com\/sonovastitch\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003epatreon.com\/sonovastitch\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42135769612496,"sku":"","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/il_fullxfull.3347702019_dygr.jpg?v=1649110387"},{"product_id":"fml-modern-cross-stitch-pattern-black-work-subversive-blackwork-pdf-instant-download-mature-description","title":"FML Blackwork Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis cross stitch\/blackwork pattern combines the ancient technique of blackwork embroidery with the modern language of the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFuck My Life. It's become one of the most popular ways for citizens of the internet to express their frustration with drudgery and disappointment of everyday life, even if it's somewhat hyperbolic. It's also often juxtaposed against expressions of joy at the relative ease with which so many of us live these days, too - as pointed out by the K. Flay song which counterpoints a chorus of \"Fuck my life\" with refrains of \"I love my life,\" echoing the un-self-aware vapidness of so much social media.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe finished piece (if done on 14ct Aida as I did) is the perfect size to fit in a 4\"x6\" frame (about 3.5\" by 5.5\", but my sample is shown in a 5\"x7\" frame to give it a little breathing room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI gave my original of this to K.Flay, since her song inspired the project. Every once in a while I see it in the background of her instagram. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFormat: ZIP containing PDF pattern and hi-res scan of finish for reference. \u003cbr\u003eSize: 78 x 53 stitches (see images for sizing)\u003cbr\u003eAll stitches used are straight stitches or backstitching, but there are some fractional stitches required. \u003cbr\u003e Difficulty: ⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪ low-to-moderate, but pay attention to the details and plan out your thread path carefully. \u003cbr\u003eIn addition to the PDF pattern, you'll also receive a high-res JPG scan of my completed piece so you can refer to it if needed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42135769874640,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/il_fullxfull.1429730704_jb18.jpg?v=1649110400"},{"product_id":"pdf-pattern-subversive-cross-stitched-qr-code-for-busybodies-nosy-little-f-cker-ain-tcha-instant-download-mature","title":"PDF Pattern: Subversive Cross Stitched QR Code for Busybodies - \"Nosy little f*cker, ain'tcha?\" Instant Download (Mature)","description":"This cross stitch is the perfect little bit of desk flair to teach a lesson to your nosy coworkers or guests. The QR code contains embedded text (not a URL) and reads:\n\n\"Nosy little fucker, ain'tcha?\"\n\nYou know that the busybodies in your life will not be able to resist the urge to scan the QR code and see what it says. And they won't be able to complain about the swearing without admitting that they've invaded your privacy like the nosy little fuckers they are. It's the perfect crime.\n\nPattern details:\n\nTwo PDF files: color plus symbols and symbols-only with color backstitch guide.\nKey is in DMC reference. Includes color, description, stitch count, and skein usage estimates.\n8 colors\nDifficulty: very easy\nStitches used: Full X stitch, backstitch\nSee images for finish size based on fabric count\nAlso included is a hi-res scan of the finished piece for easy reference.\nSample stitch shown on 14ct aida with 2 strands of floss.","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42135770464464,"sku":"","price":3.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/il_fullxfull.2241918838_8hgt.jpg?v=1649110466"},{"product_id":"mature-cross-stitch-pattern-shy-guys-with-big-censored-click-to-see-subversive-sexy-game-sprite-parody-pattern-for-video-game-fans","title":"I Like Shy Guys with Big Dicks: Subversive, sexy, game sprite parody pattern for video game fans","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen describing your ideal adult media to a new partner, it's important to be careful about capitalization. Otherwise, they might think you're into some really niche stuff and wind up on some sort of government watch list while trying to get you a present. For instance, if you're trying to tell your partner that you like \"shy guys with big dicks,\" you want to make sure you don't capitalize those first two words, since that would result in some confusion and possibly a violation of Nintendo's trademark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by just such a miscommunication, this cross stitch pattern is a parody of a popular video game character you may recognize. Though he comes a little better armed than you're probably accustomed to seeing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake a close look at those flowers, too. Eat your heart out, Georgia O'Keeffe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecial thanks to Celia for the sample stitch, which is shown on 14ct aida in a 10\" hoop. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing NN PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e2pg color+symbols for printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e2pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 102x124 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: Full X, ¾-¼ combo, backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 22 DMC colors, no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪ Moderate ( some fiddly backstitch and fractional stitches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42135770693840,"sku":"","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/il_fullxfull.2507837987_j5cp.jpg?v=1678491889"},{"product_id":"soup-for-my-family-cross-stitch-pattern-renee-magritte-culture-jam-instant-pdf-download","title":"Soup for my Family Cross Stitch Pattern: Renee Magritte culture jam (Instant PDF Download)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis cross stitch pattern mashes up modern art with modern civil disobedience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the pigs ask you about your cans, just tell them it's soup for your family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt'll make the perfect gift for anyone you know who happens to be living in an Anarchist Jurisdiction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI was trying to imagine how Belgian absurdist painter Renee Magritte might have painted a soup can, in the style of the pipe from his seminal work \"The Treachery of Images\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI also did some research and found some samples of his handwriting to create the rest of the text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe text reads \"This is not a weapon. It's just soup for my family\" in a script matching that of Magritte's original painting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust ask Donald Trump: \"It's better than a brick\"!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@arinsquirrel98\/video\/6874283550586211589\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@arinsquirrel98\/video\/6874283550586211589\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/therealssgjoker\/status\/1382529085646143489\"\u003ehttps:\/\/twitter.com\/therealssgjoker\/status\/1382529085646143489\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy model stitch is done on 28ct linen over-2 in a frame I custom made by cutting down a larger thrift store score. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; height: 235.126px;\" data-sheets-baot=\"1\" data-sheets-root=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e \u003ccol style=\"width: 28.7546%;\" width=\"100\"\u003e \u003ccol style=\"width: 33.6996%;\" width=\"117\"\u003e \u003ccol style=\"width: 37.5458%;\" width=\"130\"\u003e \u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\" colspan=\"3\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003ePattern Details:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eFormat:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\" colspan=\"2\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e3 PDFs\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\" colspan=\"2\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e• 1pg Color+symbols\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\" colspan=\"2\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 1pg symbols-only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 1pg backstitch detail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 0px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 0px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 0px;\" colspan=\"2\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eStitches used:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\" colspan=\"2\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003eFull X \u0026amp; 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True, it's provocative and a bit shocking - but not as shocking as the woeful inadequacy of the reproductive healthcare access that so many people experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI think the stigma is bullshit, and I think we should stand up to it. Let's throw our friends abortion showers. Let's get them abortion gifts. Let's stop making people feel like they have to make any justification (to us or to anyone) for having an abortion. \"I was pregnant and I didn't want to be anymore\" is the end of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn service of that goal, I present: this pattern. There are a shitload of schmaltzy fucking patterns with teddy bears and doves and rubber ducks or somesuch bullshit on them to make for someone who's pregnant and wants to give birth, but what options exist for someone who doesn't?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo far, just this one. As such, it's styled to look like an ad-hoc customization of one of those patterns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlternative way to get this pattern\u003c\/strong\u003e: Send a receipt (screenshot, etc) for a donation to a national abortion fund (\u003ca href=\"abortionfund.org\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eabortionfund.org\u003c\/a\u003e) to ford@sonovastitch.com, and I'll send you the pattern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSample stitch is shown in a 3\" embroidery hoop on 18ct aida\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs plus a scan of my sample stitch:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1 pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 40x47 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: Full X, ¾, ¼, backstitch, french knot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 9 DMC colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪ Easy to Moderate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern (especially the French knots), check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42135772430544,"sku":"","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/il_fullxfull.2878250122_4vgc.jpg?v=1649110467"},{"product_id":"die-mad-about-it-mature-subversive-funny-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Die Mad About It subversive funny cross stitch PDF pattern","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDie Mad About It.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt became the rallying cry of women (and others for whom pregnancy is a health concern) who are sick of having to couch the arguments for their access to birth control in terms of edge cases, like medical necessity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe truth is,\u003cstrong\u003e people have sex\u003c\/strong\u003e—and treating pregnancy, childbirth, and child-rearing as \u003cem\u003epunishment\u003c\/em\u003e for violating bullshit puritan taboos about sex is pretty fucked up if you think about it. Popularized by a much-circulated tweet from Melanie Dione (@beauty_jackson), the slogan \"Die Mad About it\" is a rejection and a repudiation of kowtowing to these puritan ideals when making arguments in favor of access to birth control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/il_fullxfull.1391617038_bk48_480x480.jpg?v=1649800502\" alt=\"\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/il_fullxfull.1391617038_bk48_480x480.jpg?v=1649800502\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf conservative asshats don't like that women are having sex without the \"punishment\" of motherhood, they can just fucking die mad about it.\u003cstrong\u003e Preferably sooner rather than later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pattern features classic Victorian elements and adornments, flanked by a month's worth of birth control pills and a couple of copper IUDs. 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Employee of the month? President's Circle? Morning Standup? Silently say to yourself \"There is no team in go fuck yourself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis would make a great gift for that snarky asshole whose cynical remarks in all-company meetings make work bearable for you, or to anonymously hang in the break room. The embellishments were based on elements from antique victorian cross stitch samplers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sample stitch is on 18ct Aida with 2 strands in a 2.5\" x 11\" frame I found at a thrift store with some sappy bullshit in it. It would probably also make a great (if slightly large) bookmark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 189 x 40 stitches \u003cbr\u003eDifficulty: Low. \u003cbr\u003eStitches used: Full X Stitches only \u003cbr\u003eColors: 4 \u003cbr\u003eFormat: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs: color blocks and symbols, 2-pg version for printing and 1-pg version for digital devices. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42135772987600,"sku":"","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/il_fullxfull.1506767176_3mnu.jpg?v=1649110573"},{"product_id":"ice-cream-beginner-cross-stitch-pattern-it-ain-t-gonna-lick-itself-pdf-instant-download-funny-subversive-modern-cross-stitch","title":"Ice cream beginner cross stitch pattern \"It ain't gonna lick itself\" - PDF instant download (funny subversive modern cross stitch)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis pattern is about ice cream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObviously. 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Trite stock photos extolling the virtues of teamwork, or the power of positive thinking, or encouraging you (despite the fact that before too long, you and everyone who ever knew you will be dead and forgotten, and then the earth will be swallowed by the sun during its death throes) to follow your stupid fucking dreams. 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Perhaps this skill factor is part of why it's seen as more of a \"fair\" way to make decisions, and why decisions made this way are generally regarded as unimpeachable. I know someone who resolved a territory dispute between two groups of campers at a festival by proposing Nude Rochambeau as the means of settling it, and both sides agreed to abide by the outcome, and nominated a champion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pattern is styled after an antique doily, to give it the gravitas of tradition and age. The assisi-style blackwork elements are a modern touch, giving the whole piece a delicious mix of old-fashioned and cutting edge modern, which is pretty much my aesthetic in a nutshell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe pattern is designed to fit in a 7\" embroidery hoop on 14 ct aida. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny midtone color should work for the colors as charted, or of course the sky is the limit on blackwork as long as you make sure everything contrasts. Huge thank-you to Heather and Amanda for the lovely model stitches of this pattern!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e2pg color+symbols for printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 94x94 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e:  full X, backstitch, French Knots\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 3 colors, including one Light effects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪ Moderate+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42135773741264,"sku":"","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/il_fullxfull.3311244187_gvxi.jpg?v=1649110528"},{"product_id":"dtf-subversive-funny-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"DTF? 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When you're ready to get down on one knee and ask that special someone if they're Down To Fuck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFormat: ZIP with 2 PDFs—Symbols \u0026amp; color for easy stitching, plus a symbols-only version with a color backstitch guide, plus a hi res scan of my finish for reference\u003cbr\u003eStitches used: X stitch, 3\/4 stitch, 1\/4 stitch, backstitch. \u003cbr\u003eDifficulty: ⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪ Moderate \u003cbr\u003eColors: 12 - reference is in DMC. \u003cbr\u003eSize: 76 x 48 stitches; ideal for 4x6\" frame on 14 ct aida. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42135773774032,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/il_fullxfull.1391567883_i9c8.jpg?v=1649110616"},{"product_id":"do-not-f-ck-with-me-i-will-cry-funny-subversive-cross-stitch-pdf-pattern-instant-download-adult","title":"Do not F*ck With Me (I Will Cry) funny subversive cross stitch PDF pattern - Instant Download (Adult)","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt seems only fair to warn people that they probably don't want to give you shit, because then they'll have to deal with you. Specifically, they'll have to deal with you crying.\u003cstrong\u003e If this pattern isn't about you, you definitely know someone that it IS about. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis makes a great gift for that person in your life who can't handle the pressure of criticism, or whose tender heart just can't abide being yelled at. Put it on your desk to let your aggro coworkers know exactly what the consequences will be if they decide not to heed your warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize:: 117 x 81 Stitches (see reference photo for finish size based on fabric ct) \u003cbr\u003eColors: 8 \u003cbr\u003ePattern formats: 1 ZIP file with 3 PDFs: Color with symbols, symbols-only with backstitch guide, 1-pg version for digital devices. \u003cbr\u003eChart also includes DMC color references, as well as stitch counts and usage estimates per color. \u003cbr\u003eStitches used: X stitch, Backstitch, French knots (only two!) \u003cbr\u003eDifficulty: Beginner - Easy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecial thanks to Carrie for the example stitch completed 18ct Aida. See her other work \u003ca href=\"instagram.com\"\u003e@\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"instagram.com\/punkpixzsticks\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epunkpixzsticks\u003c\/a\u003e (insta).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42135773806800,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/il_fullxfull.2151100512_aevb.jpg?v=1649802258"},{"product_id":"pdf-pattern-evil-dead-and-full-metal-jacket-parody-mashup-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"This is my boomstick: Evil Dead and Full Metal Jacket Mashup Cross Stitch Pattern - Instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eListen up, you primitive screwheads! This is my boomstick! There are many like it, but this one is mine. It's got a walnut stock, blue steel finish, and a hair trigger. Without it, I am useless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExcept I do also have this chainsaw for a hand. So that's something I guess. I think it says something about the duality of man. The Jungian thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI don't know why mashing up these two movies amuses me so much, but if you have the same bent sense of humor that I do (or if you have a friend, relative, or colleague who does) you're probably gonna want this Boomstick pattern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's not from S-Mart, but it'll do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sample is depicted on 18ct Aida in a 5x7 frame. See the listing photos for sizing on various aida counts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing 3 PDFs \u0026amp; 1 JPG:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e2pg color+symbols for printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e2pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ehi-res scan of my finished piece\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 110x71 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: full X, backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 15 DMC colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚫⚪\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e⚪\u003c\/span\u003e⚪ Easy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42135774396624,"sku":"","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/il_fullxfull.1576049849_lqee.jpg?v=1649110559"},{"product_id":"cancel-culture-covid-19-pdf-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Cancel Culture - CoViD-19 PDF Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eI created this pattern in the early days of 2020, but Etsy pulled it down, saying it was exploitive (whatever the fuck that means) so it's been mostly available only to my patrons since then. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's based on one of the more common illustrations of the SARS-CoV-2 virus that the CDC circulated during the early days of the pandemic. I tried to maximize the amount of detail without making the stitch too huge. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe red parts are \u003cstrong\u003eglycoproteins\u003c\/strong\u003e that form the \"crown\" for which coronaviruses are named.\u003cbr\u003eThe orange parts are \u003cstrong\u003ehemagglutinins\u003c\/strong\u003e which help the virus bind to cells. \u003cbr\u003eThe gray envelope is the \u003cstrong\u003ephospholipid layer\u003c\/strong\u003e which protects the RNA contained within. This is the part of the virus that is easily destroyed by the most powerful weapon we have against viral infections: soap and water. \u003cbr\u003eWash your damn hands, wear a mask if you're sick, and \u003cstrong\u003eGET THE GODDAMN VACCINE\u003c\/strong\u003e, IF YOU CAN.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese colors are only for illustrative purposes from the CDC depiction. You can make them whatever colors you have available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sample stitch here is shown on 14ct aida in a 3.5x5\" frame\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFormat: 1 ZIP file containing 2 PDFs - color\u0026amp;symbols and symbols-only\u003cbr\u003eSize: 43x54 stitches (see images for size) \u003cbr\u003eSize (virus only): 43x45 stitches (3.07 x 3.2 inches on 14ct)\u003cbr\u003eColors: 6 DMC\u003cbr\u003eStitches: Full X, backstitch, French knots (see my \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/_MpiiZ1SP4s\" target=\"_blank\"\u003efool-proof method\u003c\/a\u003e for those if that scares you!)\u003cbr\u003eDifficulty: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Easy (if you follow my French knot method!)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42167640850640,"sku":"","price":3.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/cancel.jpg?v=1649951788"},{"product_id":"maybe-tomorrow-satan-pdf-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Maybe Tomorrow Satan - PDF Cross stitch pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo many people have stitched \"not today satan\" that it no longer has any shock or surprise value.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut if you really wanna keep Satan interested, maybe it'd be better to give him some hope for the future.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis twist on that overdone pattern is sure to surprise and delight your guests. It's sized to fit perfectly in a 8x10\" frame on 14ct aida. It'\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFormat: ZIP containing 3 PDFs:2pg color+symbols or symbols-only, 1pg color\u003cbr\u003eSize: 131x101 stitches (sized for 8x10 frame on 14ct aida) \u003cbr\u003eColors: 10 DMC including 2 metallic\u003cbr\u003e Stitches: full X only \u003cbr\u003eDifficulty: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ (Easy - but get some tips on working with metallic if it's your first time) \u003cbr\u003eIf you've never cross stitched before, check out my \u003ca href=\"bit.ly\/stitchnoob\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eyoutube series\u003c\/a\u003e to learn everything you need to know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pattern was released with Patreon support, and as such all patrons got it for free when I released it. \u003ca href=\"patreon.com\/sonovastitch\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epatreon.com\/sonovastitch\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42180434526416,"sku":"","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/satan.jpg?v=1650477775"},{"product_id":"big-dill-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Big Dill Cross Stitch pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis project will allow you to let people know just how very, very important you are, and how very, very much you love puns. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSample stitch is done on \u003cstrong\u003e18 ct aida and displayed on a 5\" embroidery hoop (#1) or 14ct aida and displayed in a 7\" embroidery hoop (#2)\u003c\/strong\u003e. Many thanks to my patrons Melissa and Haley for their photos of the completed piece. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAll patrons got this pattern free when it was released. Consider joining my Patreon if you want to start getting free patterns too!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 75x76 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: Full X only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 10 DMC colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e⚪\u003c\/span\u003e⚪ Beginner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42196554809552,"sku":"","price":5.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/IMG_0008_square.jpg?v=1690397222"},{"product_id":"peeking-jesus-meme-pdf-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Peeking Jesus Meme PDF cross stitch pattern","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePeeking Jesus saw it when you told your friends you were 5 minutes away but you still hadn't left yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePeeking Jesus also knows about that test you cheated on, and that you've been having lustful thoughts about Tom Holland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeeking Jesus isn't mad, just disappointed\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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Everyone has lustful thoughts about Tom Holland (Fully God--Fully Human, remember?)\u003cbr\u003eI just love meme stitches, okay?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn 14 ct aida, this pattern will extend just below the bottom of a 4x6 frame (this is the scale of my digital mockup)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStitched sample photo is shown on 32ct 2 over 2 (effective 16 ct) \u003cbr\u003eSample photo thanks to \u003ca href=\"instagram.com\/miss_lemon_sunshine\"\u003eShannon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 36 x 89 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: Full X, backstitch, ¾-¼ combos, French Knots\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 13 DMC Colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪ Easy to Moderate (some specialty stitches but not many)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42238500405456,"sku":"","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/Shannon_sample.jpg?v=1652306684"},{"product_id":"live-fast-and-get-fucked-or-whatever-star-trek-fan-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Live Fast and Get Fucked or Whatever Star 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data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 64x79 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: Full X, Backstitch only\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 3 DMC colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪Easy to Moderate (some slightly finicky backstitch)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42767876325584,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/livefastmockup6hoop32over2.jpg?v=1654553726"},{"product_id":"dance-like-no-one-is-laughing-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Dance Like No One Is Laughing cross stitch pattern, instant PDF download","description":"\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI don't mind the \"watching\" so much as the \"pointing, sniggering, and surreptitiously filming.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fun, easy pattern would make a great gift, and a fantastic first project for someone just getting into cross stitch!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy model stitch is shown on 14ct aida in a 5x7 photo frame from a thrift store. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 86x61 stitches \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: full X, jumbo X\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 9 DMC colors, no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner (great first project!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43213433864400,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/PXL_20240117_191201877.jpg?v=1705519513"},{"product_id":"memento-mori-skull-and-butterfly-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Memento Mori Skull and Butterfly cross stitch pattern - Instant PDF download","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis pattern was created in response to a one-word prompt from my Patrons: \"Become\". \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis prompt made me think about \u003cstrong\u003echange and transition\u003c\/strong\u003e, which usually leads me to think about metamorphosis. Plus, there's the idea of \u003cstrong\u003ewhat we'll all eventually become: dead\u003c\/strong\u003e. It reminded me of one of the first patterns I ever created, which said \"Like a beautiful butterfly, you will die soon\". I kinda wanted to represent the same thing, but visually, so I thought of this. I love the \u003cem\u003ePapilio Ulysses\u003c\/em\u003e butterfly and I wanted to use one, plus the Electric Blues hue family. I've also always been fascinated by \u003cem\u003ememento mori \u003c\/em\u003eso this was a natural result for me. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy model stitch is shown stitched over 2 on 28ct Jobelan (14 stitches\/inch effective) in Lambswool, in an 8\" embroidery hoop and an 8x8 shadow box. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormats\u003c\/strong\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1pg symbols-only with colored backstitch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 92x64 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStitches used\u003c\/strong\u003e: full X, backstitch, 2 French Knots\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors\u003c\/strong\u003e: 3 DMC colors, plus 2 blends of two included colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e⚫\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e⚫\u003c\/span\u003e⚪⚪⚪ Easy\/low end of moderate \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003ca rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43222011281616,"sku":"","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/PXL_20230104_192500391.jpg?v=1672861920"},{"product_id":"safety-third-never-lend-a-squirrel-your-morningstar-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Safety Third: Never Lend a Squirrel Your Morning Star cross stitch pattern  - instant PDF download","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy patrons challenged me to create a pattern based on the prompt \"Murder\". The Rube-Goldberg machine of my brain spat out \"Murder Squirrel\" as a response, so I went with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook at his little smirk! Also, this makes me wanna homebrew a Squirrelfolk character for DnD.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy sample here is stitched over-2 on 28ct Monaco, displayed on a 4\" wooden platen specially created by me for backing stitches finished with \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/DSbjFUovOH4\" title=\"String art finish tutorial\" target=\"_blank\"\u003estring art lacing\u003c\/a\u003e.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/stringartfinishwithwoodblank_480x480.jpg?v=1672959142\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormats\u003c\/strong\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1pg symbols-only with colored backstitch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 41X32 stitches \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStitches used\u003c\/strong\u003e: full X, backstitch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors\u003c\/strong\u003e: 7 DMC colors, no specialty colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e⚫⚪⚪\u003c\/span\u003e⚪⚪ Easy \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43223841669328,"sku":"","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/PXL_20230105_212439395.jpg?v=1672958638"},{"product_id":"fuckity-bye-the-thick-of-it-malcolm-tucker-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Fuckity Bye (The Thick of It\/Malcolm Tucker) cross stitch pattern - instant PDF download","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg data-media-id=\"171032190\" src=\"https:\/\/c10.patreonusercontent.com\/4\/patreon-media\/p\/post\/72939096\/290a1210c18c4436872e1d6b2aa35b7d\/eyJlbmFibGVfZ2lmX3RyYW5zZm9ybSI6MX0%3D\/1.gif?token-time=1674259200\u0026amp;token-hash=u3xmpTQ5BNJ8OOkt7rwytdr2l3Jr70rD8Cq6MPyTaiY%3D\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/c10.patreonusercontent.com\/4\/patreon-media\/p\/post\/72939096\/290a1210c18c4436872e1d6b2aa35b7d\/eyJlbmFibGVfZ2lmX3RyYW5zZm9ybSI6MX0%3D\/1.gif?token-time=1674259200\u0026amp;token-hash=u3xmpTQ5BNJ8OOkt7rwytdr2l3Jr70rD8Cq6MPyTaiY%3D\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLook, I love \"The Thick of It\", but if you haven't seen it, I...I'm not entirely sure I can recommend it, to be honest. Unless you've already managed to make the pilgrimage through despair, into nihilism, and beyond into absurdism. The show has a pretty bleak viewpoint (especially of politics) and a real potty mouth, and most of the characters are reprehensible. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou should watch \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Cg-pnGFbwMQ\" rel=\"nofollow\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Cg-pnGFbwMQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis scene \u003c\/a\u003eof Malcolm trying to reference star wars in order to motivate one of his staffers, though. (strong language, obvs)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI created a border with a sort of crown motif in reference to Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi, AKA the 12th Doctor)'s position as the King of Spin. I sized it for a 4x6 frame on 14ct aida. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFormats\u003c\/strong\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1pg color+symbols \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 75x47 stitches\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStitches used\u003c\/strong\u003e: full X, backstitch\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eColors\u003c\/strong\u003e: 5 DMC colors; no specialty threads\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/strong\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" rel=\"nofollow\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cu data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43225344180432,"sku":"","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/Thick_mockup_e1a1fdd4-0715-4ce6-9859-af9eaa2815ef.jpg?v=1673033699"},{"product_id":"this-could-have-been-an-email-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"This Could Have Been An Email cross stitch pattern - instant PDF download","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe've all had those meetings that could have been an email. Every office has that one person who has no problem whatsoever wasting everyone's time and tying up a conference room unnecessarily for something that could easily have been covered in an email. Now that so many meetings are remote, this problem has actually gotten worse, rather than better. Stitch up this pattern and hang it in the background for your next time-wasting Zoom meeting!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe border features Pansies in various colors, because I love pansies.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormats\u003c\/strong\u003e: 2 PDFs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1pg color+symbols\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1pg symbols-only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 77x76 stitches\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStitches used\u003c\/strong\u003e: full X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors\u003c\/strong\u003e: 14 DMC colors, no specialty threads\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/strong\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner (great first project!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003ca rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SonovaStitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43225362202832,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/Gathering_mockup_d14b99b2-d626-4bba-b1dd-d36e039a5d9c.jpg?v=1673035786"},{"product_id":"i-will-face-god-and-walk-backwards-into-hell-quaker-inspired-sampler-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"I Will Face God and Walk Backwards Into Hell Quaker inspired sampler cross stitch pattern - instant PDF download","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAdd a touch of humor to your cross stitching with our latest quaker-style sampler pattern! This design pays homage to traditional sampler patterns while adding a modern, blasphemous twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe pattern was based on a prompt from my patrons to create a pattern based only on the word \"Obdurate\". \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis got me wondering what the subtext of \u003cem\u003eobdurate\u003c\/em\u003e as opposed to, say, \u003cem\u003estubborn\u003c\/em\u003e or \u003cem\u003eobstinate \u003c\/em\u003eor \u003cem\u003eintransigent? \u003c\/em\u003eSo I did a little digging, and obdurate usually refers to someone who stubbornly refuses to change their wicked ways. \u003cstrong\u003e\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ean obdurate sinner\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003ewas the sample phrase that M-W gave me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo that got me thinking about people who were defiantly sinful (myself included, obvs) and the phrase \"I will face god and walk backwards into hell\" sprang into my mind. I've long wanted to do one of those more pseudo-quaker-style (or otherwise monochrome) samplers, and this seemed like the perfect chance, since the phrase is kinda the antithesis to the pious pap you so often seen on such samplers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs far as I can tell, the phrase originates from a 2012 tweet by @Dril.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt is perfect for stitching enthusiasts with a sense of humor, who wants to bring a light-hearted feel to their home décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Em5ZRNIVEAAhvE5.png\" alt=\"Jenny 🍋 on Twitter: \u0026quot;\u0026quot;I will face god and walk backwards into hell\u0026quot; is  still one of the most metal quotes ever to grace this earth and it's from a  dril shitpost\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Em5ZRNIVEAAhvE5.png\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe pattern is suitable for both beginners and experienced stitchers and will be a perfect conversation starter for your home. Bring a smile to your face and those of your guests with this unique and playful quaker-style cross stitch sampler!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMany thanks to Heather (\u003ca href=\"instagram.com\/lunaseabloom\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@lunaseabloom\u003c\/a\u003e) for sharing her finish photo with me! She took a little bit of creative license with the colors, which is very easy to do with this pattern. It's easy to customize to match your preferred color scheme!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's sized to fit an 11x14 picture frame on 14ct fabric. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" dir=\"ltr\" data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-baot=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"100\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"117\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"130\"\u003e\n\u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"3\"\u003ePattern Details:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFormat:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e3 PDFs\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e• 1pg Color+Symbols for digital devices\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e• 4pg color+symbols for printing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e• 4pg symbols-only for printing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStitches used:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eFull X only\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDifficulty:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\/Easy\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eColors:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e2 DMC Colors\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSize:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e142x186 Stitches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFinish Sizes:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eInches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14ct:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10.1 x 13.3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.8 x 33.8 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16ct:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.9 x 11.6 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5 x 29.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18ct:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.9 x 10.3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 x 26.2 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43230073323728,"sku":"","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/Obdurate_mockup_67452726-1373-4245-be4e-962ce3345f56.jpg?v=1673370243"},{"product_id":"dick-is-abundant-and-low-value-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Dick is Abundant and Low Value cross stitch pattern - instant PDF download","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe laws of supply and demand are heartless and immutable. 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In this economy!?\" cross stitch pattern. Perfect for any meme lover or anyone who's feeling the financial pinch. Show off your wit and crafting skills with this unique design. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis pattern is sized for a 5x7 frame, making it an easy gift. Sample stitch is shown in a 5x7 thrift store frame on 14ct oatmeal aida.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 90x61 stitches (sized for 5x7 frame on 14ct)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: full X, ¾, backstitch \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 5 DMC colors, no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e⚫\u003c\/span\u003e⚪⚪⚪ Easy \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43248990617808,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/monogamy_corrected.jpg?v=1674588870"},{"product_id":"everything-is-sex-except-sex-which-is-power-art-deco-style-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Everything is Sex (except sex, which is power) Art Deco style cross stitch pattern- Instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCreate your own reality with our stunning art deco cross stitch pattern featuring a line from Janelle Monae's \"Screwed\" (paraphrasing sociologist Robert Michels): \"Everything is Sex (except sex, which is power)\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis elegant and unique pattern is perfect for those who want to add a touch of sophistication to their home decor. The intricate art deco-inspired design and gold color scheme will make this a statement piece in any room. Perfect for both beginners and advanced stitchers, this pattern is sure to impress. Bring a touch of inspiration to your walls with this one-of-a-kind cross stitch pattern.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe example stitch (courtesy Haley) is displayed on 14ct black aida in an 8x10\" frame. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing 3 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e2pg color+symbols for printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e2pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 103x131 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: full X, backstitch\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 4 DMC colors - no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43250479169744,"sku":"","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/PXL_20230123_221232532.jpg?v=1674691926"},{"product_id":"custom-pattern-standard","title":"Custom pattern - Standard","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a custom pattern by SonovaStitch in my typical range of size and complexity. Larger or more complex patterns may cost more. I can typically turn a custom order around within a week, but please check with me before ordering. \u003cbr\u003eYou can email me (ford at sonovastitch.com) or message me on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SonovaStitchXS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003efacebook\u003c\/a\u003e,  \u003ca href=\"instagram.com\/sonovastitch\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003einsta\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"reddit.com\/u\/sonofastitchxs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ereddit\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA custom pattern order includes at least one proof for revisions, PDF patterns in your preferred formats, and permission to sell completed works stitched from the pattern. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen placing your order, make sure to provide an email address where I can reach you to get details and send your proofs\/prepared pattern files!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43252032176336,"sku":"","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/custom.jpg?v=1674761313"},{"product_id":"eat-the-rich-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Eat the Rich cross stitch pattern - instant PDF download","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGet your stitch on with our hilarious 'Eat the Rich' cross stitch pattern! Featuring vampire teeth and a cheeky message, this pattern is sure to add some bite to your crafting. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a hunger for social justice. Add it to your collection today!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSample stitch (courtesy patron Mel) is shown on 14ct aida in a 6\" embroidery hoop. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: PDF file\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 66x63 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: full X only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 3 DMC Colors, no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43253187608784,"sku":"","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/IMG_5077.jpg?v=1674848491"},{"product_id":"what-women-want-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"What Women Want Cross Stitch Pattern - Instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eI've been on the internet a while, and this is the main thing I've learned. It's by no means a complete list, but it covers the important bases.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pattern is sized for a 5x7 frame on 14 ct or 28-over-2.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices or printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 89x61 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: X, ¾, backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 4 DMC colors; no specialty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Easy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThank you to Justyna for the photos of her finish on this one!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43323370897616,"sku":"","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/products\/Justyna_2.jpg?v=1678666973"},{"product_id":"that-sounds-like-a-you-problem-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"That Sounds like a You Problem Cross Stitch Pattern - Instant PDF Download","description":"Inspired by the teenagers of one of my patrons, as well as the song of the same name by Cloudy June and emlyn, t\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehis charming pattern beautifully blends the boldness of contemporary attitude with the grace of art nouveau aesthetics. Its centerpiece features stunning stylized flowers, delicately intertwined with flowing vines and leaves. The vibrant colors and exquisite detailing make this pattern a true work of art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's sized for a 5x7 frame on 14ct or 28\/2.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFormats:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eZip file containing 2 PDFs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1pg symbols-only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 85x59 stitches (fits 5x7 frame at 14 stitches\/inch)\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStitches used\u003c\/strong\u003e: full X, some backstitch\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eColors\u003c\/strong\u003e: 9 DMC colors; no specialty threads\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/strong\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\u003c\/p\u003e\nIf you don't know what any of this means or where to start, \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003echeck out my youtube tutorials\u003c\/a\u003e.","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43443969786064,"sku":"","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/YouProblem_mockup_14ct5x7.png?v=1686769087"},{"product_id":"being-a-bitch-is-my-kink-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Being a Bitch is My Kink cross stitch pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSew the sassiest of statements with this instant PDF Download of the Being a Bitch is My Kink cross stitch pattern! This snarky tribute to Ashnikko features daisies and is sure to spice up any wall. Stitch it up! (It's just the thing to show the world who's boss!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMany thanks to Haley for completing the model stitch! She worked it over-2 on 32ct linen (effective 16 stitches\/inch) and it's displayed in a 6\" embroidery hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ZIP file containing 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 81x79 stitches \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: full X only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 5 DMC colors, no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43448831508688,"sku":"","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/Daisy_32over2_6inch.jpg?v=1687286992"},{"product_id":"crisis-averted-snowman-emoji-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Crisis Averted (Snowman Emoji) Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis pattern is the perfect balm for when you're afraid you've accidentally implied that the person you're sexting has a vagina as big as a ferris wheel. We've all felt that sudden, powerful surge of relief at seeing that Snowman Emoji in our notifications bar and known that everything is gonna be okay. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe example here (finish courtesy of Patron Haley) is completed on 32 ct linen over 2, and displayed in an off-the-shelf 5x7\" photo frame from Ikea by way of a thrift store. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: pattern containing 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 58x78 stitches stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: Full X, ¾\u0026amp;¼ combo, backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 15 DMC colors, no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪ Easy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43460507566288,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/snowmanemoji_modified.jpg?v=1688422313"},{"product_id":"what-the-cinnamon-toast-fuck-is-this-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"What the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is this!? Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/ih1.redbubble.net\/image.1915560248.0921\/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/ih1.redbubble.net\/image.1915560248.0921\/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGet your stitch on with this hilarious instant download of our What the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is this!? cross stitch pattern. Perfect for those with a love for internet culture and a craving for cereal (and swear words). Stitch it up and laugh your ass off!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormats\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1pg color+symbols for printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 74x64 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStitches used\u003c\/strong\u003e: full X only\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors\u003c\/strong\u003e: 5 colors; no specialty threads\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/strong\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43759387017424,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/20231106_204743.jpg?v=1704404029"},{"product_id":"copy-of-big-dill-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Be Kind (of a bitch) Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF Dowload","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo quote HuffPo's \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/entry\/aoc-ted-yoho-bitch-speech_n_5f19d838c5b6296fbf3f7b6d?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEmma Gray\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRegardless of context, [calling a woman a bitch] indicate that a woman has taken up space the speaker would prefer she did not. He alone is entitled to opinions, to power, to the eyes and ears of those whom he has decided matter. She’s just a “fucking bitch.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo go ahead and make weak men run scared. Be kind of a bitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePattern is instant PDF Download so you can get right to work being the bitch we all know you were born to be. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAll patrons got this pattern free when it was released. Consider \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/patreon.com\/sonovastitch\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ejoining my Patreon\u003c\/a\u003e if you want to start getting free patterns too!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 3 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e2 pg color+symbols for printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 94x86 stitches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: Full X, backstitch. 3\/4 stitches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 10 DMC colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e⚫\u003c\/span\u003e⚪\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e⚪\u003c\/span\u003e⚪ Easy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/size_480x480.jpg?v=1707182782\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/size_480x480.jpg?v=1707182782\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43801673433296,"sku":null,"price":5.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/bekind28over27inchhoop.jpg?v=1707183161"},{"product_id":"meowbey-cat-face-shepard-fairey-parody-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"MEOWBEY Cat face (Shepard Fairey parody) cross stitch pattern - instant PDF download","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStitch your love for felines with MEOWBEY's cat-tastic cross stitch pattern! Pay homage to street art with this Shepard Fairey parody design featuring the severe and stylized face of a kitty cat instead of Andre the Giant. Instantly downloadable PDF for a quick and purr-fect project. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGet it right meow! It makes a great beginner project due to its use of no specialty stitches, low number of colors, and high tolerance for mistakes and miscounts without ruining the pattern. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy model stitch is shown over 1 on 28ct Monaco in half stitches, but on 14ct it comes out to about 4.5\"x7\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e:  PDF:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices or printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 63x97 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: full stitch only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 2 colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43826735612112,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/PXL_20240214_184737079.MP_1.jpg?v=1708548818"},{"product_id":"see-you-next-tuesday-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"See You Next Tuesday cross stitch pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGet ready to stitch the fuck out of this See You Next Tuesday pattern. With its classic antique stylings and delicate (but obscene) text, this instant PDF download will make for a hilariously unique cross stitch project. Perfect for those who don't take themselves too seriously (or anyone who loves to swear). \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI am not generally a fan of euphemisms, as almost anyone who knows me can tell you. Consequently, I like to take the opportunity to short-circuit them whenever I can. This is an example of that since (in case you didn't know), \"See you next tuesday\" (or C U Next Tuesday) is a euphemistic backronym[1] for \"cunt\". \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe border of this pattern was inspired by Victorian wallpaper borders, again providing a pleasing juxtaposition with the content. Juxtapositions are my jam. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e[1] Acronym created after the fact. There are two main types of backronyms: first, attempts at amateur etymology to explain words' origins—In the nineties it was popular for people to assert that the word \"fuck\" was an acronym of either \"for unlawful carnal knowledge\" or \"fornication under consent of the king\"; second, giving things names that serve the creation of a desired acronym (SHIELD in the Marvel Universe being an example, but my favorite being the atmospheric phenomenon STEVE, which is a whole story on its own.) \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMy model stitch is shown on 28ct linen over 2 (effective 14ct) in a 5x7 photo frame I got at a thrift store owned by the Mormon church. Not that that matters, but it does make it a little more delicious for me as a recovering mormon. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e:  2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices or printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 76x49 stitches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable height=\"124\" width=\"500\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" dir=\"ltr\" data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e \u003ccol width=\"69\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"117\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"121\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"109\"\u003e \u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 544px;\" rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"4\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Finish sizes based on fabric count\"}'\u003eFinish sizes based on fabric count\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 88.5625px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Fabric\"}'\u003eFabric\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 151.547px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"14ct (or 28\/2)\"}'\u003e14ct (or 28\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 156.797px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"16ct (or 32\/2)\"}'\u003e16ct (or 32\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 141.094px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"18ct (or 36\/2)\"}'\u003e18ct (or 36\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 88.5625px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Inches\"}'\u003eInches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 151.547px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"5.4 x 3.5 in\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"'\u003e5.4 x 3.5 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 156.797px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"4.8 x 3.1 in\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp; \" in\"'\u003e4.8 x 3.1 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 141.094px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"4.2 x 2.7 in\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" in\"'\u003e4.2 x 2.7 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 88.5625px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"cm\"}'\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 151.547px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"13.8 x 8.9 cm\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"'\u003e13.8 x 8.9 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 156.797px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"12.1 x 7.8 cm\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp; \" cm\"'\u003e12.1 x 7.8 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 141.094px;\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"10.7 x 6.9 cm\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" cm\"'\u003e10.7 x 6.9 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: full stitch, 3\/4 stitch, backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 9 DMC colors, including one light effects floss\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪ Easy\/Moderate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43831986225360,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/Tuesday_28linen_5x7_squarecrop_green.jpg?v=1708720890"},{"product_id":"eat-the-rich-classic-video-game-meme-and-neon-inspired-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Eat the Rich classic video game, meme, and neon inspired cross stitch pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eGrab your quarters and engage in some gaming nostalgia with this Eat the Rich cross stitch pattern. This instant PDF download combines retro gaming, meme culture, and neon vibes for a truly unique project. Stitch up some vintage gamer cred and transform your wall into a quirky masterpiece and give your room (extra) life! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe meme in question, for reference: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/i.kym-cdn.com\/photos\/images\/newsfeed\/001\/458\/038\/406.png\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/i.kym-cdn.com\/photos\/images\/newsfeed\/001\/458\/038\/406.png\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg color+symbols\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e1pg symbols-only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 82x81 stitches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable data-sheets-root=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e \u003ccol width=\"69\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"117\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"121\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"109\"\u003e \u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Finish sizes based on fabric count\"}' colspan=\"4\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003eFinish sizes based on fabric count\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Fabric\"}'\u003eFabric\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"14ct (or 28\/2)\"}'\u003e14ct (or 28\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"16ct (or 32\/2)\"}'\u003e16ct (or 32\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"18ct (or 36\/2)\"}'\u003e18ct (or 36\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Inches\"}'\u003eInches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"5.9 x 5.8 in\"}'\u003e5.9 x 5.8 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"5.1 x 5.1 in\"}'\u003e5.1 x 5.1 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"4.6 x 4.5 in\"}'\u003e4.6 x 4.5 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"cm\"}'\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"14.9 x 14.7 cm\"}'\u003e14.9 x 14.7 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"13 x 12.9 cm\"}'\u003e13 x 12.9 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"11.6 x 11.4 cm\"}'\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e11.6 x 11.4 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches used\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: full X only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: 13 colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43851458511056,"sku":"","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/Kirby_finish6inch18ct.jpg?v=1709920900"},{"product_id":"cheerfully-nihilistic-star-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Cheerfully Nihilistic Star Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eEveryone's favorite cheerful nihilist is now available as a cross stitch pattern!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy sample stitch is shown stitched on 18ct black aida and displayed in a 6x8 frame (though it would fit in a 5x7). It's intended to be stitched on black fabric. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePurchase also includes alternate caption versions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Time, like hope, is an illusion.\"\u003cbr\u003e\"Oooooh, fresh meat for the grinder!\"\u003cbr\u003e\"There is no sunshine; only darkness\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormats\u003c\/strong\u003e: 4 2-page PDF patterns\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e2pg color+symbols for each text version\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 81x107 stitches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable data-sheets-root=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e \u003ccol width=\"69\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"117\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"121\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"109\"\u003e \u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Finish sizes based on fabric count\"}' colspan=\"4\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003eFinish sizes based on fabric count\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Fabric\"}'\u003eFabric\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"14ct (or 28\/2)\"}'\u003e14ct (or 28\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"16ct (or 32\/2)\"}'\u003e16ct (or 32\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"18ct (or 36\/2)\"}'\u003e18ct (or 36\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Inches\"}'\u003eInches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"5.7 x 7.6 in\"}'\u003e5.7 x 7.6 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"5 x 6.7 in\"}'\u003e5 x 6.7 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"4.4 x 5.9 in\"}'\u003e4.4 x 5.9 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"cm\"}'\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"14.5 x 19.4 cm\"}'\u003e14.5 x 19.4 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"12.7 x 17 cm\"}'\u003e12.7 x 17 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"11.3 x 15.1 cm\"}'\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e11.3 x 15.1 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStitches used\u003c\/strong\u003e: full X, 3\/4, backstitch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors\u003c\/strong\u003e: 10 DMC colors; no specialty thread\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/strong\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Easy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43859653165264,"sku":"","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/Lumalee_18ct_6x8_5adbe6a1-9128-4767-bc2c-0d33e8f806ed.jpg?v=1710440448"},{"product_id":"copy-of-everythings-shiny-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"No One Asked You cross stitch pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnsolicited advice is criticism. Always. So before you go chipping in with your \"helpful\"\u003cbr\u003eor \"well-meaning\" comments, read the cross stitch, Karen. Respect the cross stitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe model stitch for this piece was stitched on 18ct aida and displayed in a 7\" embroidery hoop. Thank you to Heather for the model stitch!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormats\u003c\/strong\u003e: 2 instant download PDFs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1pg color+symbols \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1pg symbols-only \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 75x95 stitches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" dir=\"ltr\" data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e \u003ccol width=\"69\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"117\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"121\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"118\"\u003e \u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"4\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Finish sizes based on fabric count\"}'\u003eFinish sizes based on fabric count\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Fabric\"}'\u003eFabric\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"14ct (or 28\/2)\"}'\u003e14ct (or 28\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"16ct (or 32\/2)\"}'\u003e16ct (or 32\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"18ct (or 36\/2)\"}'\u003e18ct (or 36\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Inches\"}'\u003eInches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"5.4 x 6.8 in\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"'\u003e5.4 x 6.8 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"4.7 x 5.9 in\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"'\u003e4.7 x 5.9 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"4.2 x 5.3 in\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"'\u003e4.2 x 5.3 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"cm\"}'\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"13.6 x 17.2 cm\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"'\u003e13.6 x 17.2 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"11.9 x 15.1 cm\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"'\u003e11.9 x 15.1 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"10.6 x 13.4 cm\"}' data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"'\u003e10.6 x 13.4 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStitches used\u003c\/strong\u003e: full X only\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors\u003c\/strong\u003e: 11 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/strong\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner (great first project!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43961212666064,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/nooneaskedyou186inchadjusted.jpg?v=1713484213"},{"product_id":"manic-pixie-nightmare-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Manic Pixie Nightmare cross stitch pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is the perfect pattern for that Quirky Girl in your life that every dude tries to turn into his Manic Pixie Dream Girl, only to discover that she's actually a wholeass person with her own needs and desires, besides teaching his cold sadboi heart how to take joy in life. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery sadboi's greatest nightmare: his MPDG turning out to be an MPAW (Manic Pixie Actual Woman).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy model stitch is on 14ct aida in a 6\" embroidery hoop with 2 strands. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFormats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1pg color+symbols for digital devices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1pg symbols-only \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 76x70 stitches \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable data-sheets-root=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e \u003ccol width=\"69\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"117\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"121\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"118\"\u003e \u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Finish sizes based on fabric count\"}' colspan=\"4\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003eFinish sizes based on fabric count\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Fabric\"}'\u003eFabric\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"14ct (or 28\/2)\"}'\u003e14ct (or 28\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"16ct (or 32\/2)\"}'\u003e16ct (or 32\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"18ct (or 36\/2)\"}'\u003e18ct (or 36\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Inches\"}'\u003eInches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"5.4 x 6.8 in\"}'\u003e5.4 x 6.8 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"4.7 x 5.9 in\"}'\u003e4.7 x 5.9 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"4.2 x 5.3 in\"}'\u003e4.2 x 5.3 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"cm\"}'\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"13.6 x 17.2 cm\"}'\u003e13.6 x 17.2 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"11.9 x 15.1 cm\"}'\u003e11.9 x 15.1 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"10.6 x 13.4 cm\"}'\u003e10.6 x 13.4 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStitches used\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: full X only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 8 DMC Colors, no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44110212137168,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/PXL_20240228_160451588_2.jpg?v=1720561765"},{"product_id":"kneady-af-easy-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Kneady AF EASY cross stitch pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eBaked goods, cross stitch, and puns. What more could you ask for in life?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModel stitch is shown on 14ct opal aida in a 6\" embroidery hoop, stitched with 2 strands. It would also fit perfectly in a 5\" embroidery hoop on 16ct or 32-over-2. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFormats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1pg color+symbols\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1pg symbols-only \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 78x78 stitches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable data-sheets-root=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e \u003ccol width=\"69\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"117\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"121\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"118\"\u003e \u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Finish sizes based on fabric count\"}' colspan=\"4\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003eFinish sizes based on fabric count\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Fabric\"}'\u003eFabric\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"14ct (or 28\/2)\"}'\u003e14ct (or 28\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"16ct (or 32\/2)\"}'\u003e16ct (or 32\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"18ct (or 36\/2)\"}'\u003e18ct (or 36\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Inches\"}'\u003eInches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"5.6 x 5.6 in\"}'\u003e5.6 x 5.6 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"4.9 x 4.9 in\"}'\u003e4.9 x 4.9 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp;\" in\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"4.3 x 4.3 in\"}'\u003e4.3 x 4.3 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"cm\"}'\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-35]C[-7],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-35]C[-5],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"14.2 x 14.2 cm\"}'\u003e14.2 x 14.2 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-33]C[-8],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-33]C[-6],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"12.4 x 12.4 cm\"}'\u003e12.4 x 12.4 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-sheets-formula='=ROUND(R[-29]C[-9],1)\u0026amp; \" x \"\u0026amp; ROUND(R[-29]C[-7],1)\u0026amp;\" cm\"' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"11 x 11 cm\"}'\u003e11 x 11 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStitches used\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: full X only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 8 DMC colors; no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"sonovastitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44117548499152,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/kneady_square_tight.jpg?v=1721161319"},{"product_id":"youre-not-punk-and-im-telling-everyone-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"You're Not Punk and I'm Telling Everyone Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis pattern is a middle finger to all the purists, gatekeepers, and sanctimonious guardians of the One True Punk. It features the opening line of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/4KGzXUmbyiQ?si=E1UVkmkYqe3Dm6pd\" rel=\"noopener\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/4KGzXUmbyiQ?si=E1UVkmkYqe3Dm6pd\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBoxcar by Jawbreaker\u003c\/a\u003e surrounded by the stereotypical trappings of the punk scene. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy sample here is shown stitched on 14ct hand-dyed aida in an 8x6 thrift store frame. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFormats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 2PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1pg color+symbols\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1pg\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e symbols-only \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e:  100x65 stitches \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" dir=\"ltr\" data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-baot=\"1\" height=\"86\" style=\"width: 83.5766%;\" data-mce-style=\"width: 83.5766%;\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e \u003ccol width=\"69\" style=\"width: 16.2797%;\" data-mce-style=\"width: 16.2797%;\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"117\" style=\"width: 27.3913%;\" data-mce-style=\"width: 27.3913%;\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"121\" style=\"width: 28.4249%;\" data-mce-style=\"width: 28.4249%;\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"118\" style=\"width: 27.9081%;\" data-mce-style=\"width: 27.9081%;\"\u003e \u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"4\"\u003eFinish sizes based on fabric count\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFabric\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14ct (or 28\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16ct (or 32\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18ct (or 36\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eInches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.1 x 4.6 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.3 x 4.1 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.6 x 3.6 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.1 x 11.8 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15.9 x 10.3 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14.1 x 9.2 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStitches used\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: X stitch, backstitch only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 6 DMC colors; no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"SonovaStitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44130466562256,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/PXL_20240723_193943284.jpg?v=1721843406"},{"product_id":"wish-you-were-here-cross-stitch-pattern-instant-pdf-download","title":"Wish You Were Here Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eGothy vibes and a snarky message make this the perfect gift for that special someone. You know. The one who sprang to mind as soon as you saw it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModel stitch is worked in 2 strands on 14 ct hand dyed aida and displayed in a 6\" embroidery hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFormats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 2 PDFs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1pg color+symbols \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1pg symbols-only with contrasting backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 77x74 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStitches used\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: full x, backstitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 4 DMC colors, no specialty threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/StitchNoob\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyoutube tutorials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" dir=\"ltr\" data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-baot=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"69\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"117\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"121\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"118\"\u003e\n\u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"4\"\u003eFinish sizes based on fabric count\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFabric\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14ct (or 28\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16ct (or 32\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18ct (or 36\/2)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eInches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5 x 5.3 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.8 x 4.6 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.3 x 4.1 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14 x 13.4 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12.2 x 11.7 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10.9 x 10.4 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SonovaStitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44134471860432,"sku":"","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/files\/WishyouwerehereHaley.jpg?v=1722022342"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/4494\/8176\/collections\/20220205_110248.jpg?v=1649695704","url":"https:\/\/sonovastitch.com\/collections\/subversive.oembed?page=4","provider":"sonovastitch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}